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OLD
IS WHEN ........
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go
upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action"
means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you
find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not
getting up to pee |
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